well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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