Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
A bitchslap is in order.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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