If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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