Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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