Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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