well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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