I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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