Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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