You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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