honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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