Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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