Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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