She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You need a sexual gate keeper
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
