Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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