What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I wish i was in the wii world.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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