# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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