just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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