I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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