Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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