Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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