I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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