i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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