That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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