Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You coming home soon, man?
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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