you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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