? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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