I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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