you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
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