Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
be right there i have to get my cape
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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