he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
