Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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