You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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