i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I am midnight drunk by noon
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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