Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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