Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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