please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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