swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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