Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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