I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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