me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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