Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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