I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I think your dad took our porno
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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