so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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