I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You left your underwear on the fireplace
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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