How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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