why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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