Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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