Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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