WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
