I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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