Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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