Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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