just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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