I am puke
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Randomize
