dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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